Patrick Vanderweel has a knack for pointing out the obvious, which can be somewhat annoying to Allen, except of course when it plays into his ego. Patrick is the one kid at school who sees something special in Allen and he thinks Patrick is gullible. Patrick looks up to Allen; and even though Allen's delusional behavior can sometimes give Patrick slight pause, his easy-breezy attitude enables and quickly becomes Allen's best friend/assistant.
He is voiced by Cristina Pucelli.
- Patrick seems to be the only "normal" character in the show.